The Dick Pic Debacle

To send or not to send…that is the question.

And the answer my friends is NO. Do not send an unsolicited dick pic. Never. Not under any circumstance.

In an age where pictures are so easy and accessible to take, we’ve become a society that is so heavily visual. I can’t quite understand the rationale behind why guys think it’s a good idea to send unsolicited dick pics but all I can surmise is that they feel they need to appeal to us sexually to get our attention. And they couldn’t be more wrong.

Women are heavily emotional and intuitive beings. We are not typically super visual like men tend to be. Therefore, a photo doesn’t usually appeal to us, especially a photo we didn’t ask for. There is a distinct difference between a guy who wants to get to know us and a guy that wants to fuck us and sending an unsolicited dick pic puts you in the latter category.

Guys, when was the last time that an unsolicited dick pic worked for you? When was the last time your pic was well-received and the girl you sent it to was grateful and excited to have it? Honestly, do you know what happens when you send a girl a dick pic? Let me tell you.

1.       We are immediately turned off. Unless we ask for it, we don’t want to see your dick. It’s not impressive to us 99% of the time, no matter how big it is.

2.       We show our friends. And not because we think it’s hot. We laugh about it, zoom in looking for photoshop tells and ultimately dismiss you as a potential suitor.  The conversation usually goes something like this,

Me: “OMG, he sent me a dick pic.” 

Friend: : “What a douche. That is so disgusting. Get rid of him ASAP.”

3.       We're jolted into a super uncomfortable emotional state. If we’ve been talking to you for a bit, we now feel like all you’re after is sex. And that’s disappointing when you’re trying to make a genuine connection to a person. And if the pic comes right away, before any real conversation, you’ve just lost your chance.

So the bottom line is, we don’t want to see your dick. And if you show us via unsolicited pic, you are going to forego any opportunity of meeting/seeing us again. We will think you’re a douche and it will become clear to us that all you want is to show off your body and guess what: we don’t give a shit. Try showing off your sense of humor or wit, or even your professional accomplishments or family. Something of substance to prove you’re not a total moron.

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